Note to Baby: skip the oven and the bathtub drowning - it takes too long. Contrary to basic human instinct, Baby is trying to die the fastest way possible. The point of this game is to keep baby alive, at least, if you fulfill the role of “clueless” Daddy while rushing around completing chores. There are no meters to fill, no secrets to unravel. Daddy and baby, however, don’t rank high on the fun and adorable pixelated scale.
The main menu of this game will remind you of The Sims 2, from the low poly blue banana and salt shaker prints on the wall to the stack of glasses on the boxy kitchen cabinets. Anything, absolutely anything, is better than this drivel. Go, do the laundry, mop the floor, take the dog for a walk, or start a daisy chain. Play this game if you have nothing else to do. It’s the lack of attention to detail that shines through from beginning to grisly end. The game has two ways to end: if the kid dies or if the father manages to keep him alive enough time for his mum to come home and sort things out.Slip into the shoes of an incompetent dad, one who litters his home with batteries, bleach, and full bathtubs Who's Your Daddy might remind you of that song from the sixties "Time of the Season" by The Zombies, but we can't turn our head on the fact that it's also an expression that involves domination of one person over another, especially in a sexual context.Ī game that could well be included in the study plan to get a father's license.īut, in any case, this is just a simple game without any pretension that seems to have offended someone on its way. On the contrary, the father has to avoid all those dangers, such as steps, objects that may crash to the ground or electricity outlets. in other words, he wins if he manages to die. The youngest member of the household has to try to get to anything that seems dangerous and harmful. In this game, two players face each other, one playing the role of a baby, and the other as his father. There are loads of different multiplayer games out there, but luckily enough, hardly any of them are like this one.
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